Fubalous:
If I could live my life over, I would play more sports. Not because I am particularly an athlete or because I love scoring points, but because I love being on a team. One group, with one goal to succeed together. My life has really been awful, full of calamity and broken glass, always in the face of danger. If I had one choice it would be this -- to have a team with me every time I felt scared.

Fubalous:
Lights out, my tummy gets tight
Scream, shout, and my knuckles turn white
Gotta stick togetha, rainy weatha or sunshine
Like a chemical reaction all our powers combine

Royal:
There's a man with a tan and a devious plan
Gotta put our heads together and do all that we can

Papa:
Ya know, it's all about the teamwork, the free tee shirts
Unity is numba one to overcome the mean squirts
When's there's a death threat, you know we set for it
Cuz we the life savin' crew who's gonna sweat for it

Royal:
I don't really understand what we're fighting about
But I can't help but overhear there's some danger around
And who the F is Mr. Death and what is up his butt?
This threatening aggression's like a toilet flush

Papa:
Look, when I was just a kid, this bully beat me
And though I lay there bleeding, he ain't defeat me
Cuz I had lots of friends who had some ninja stars
We chucked 'em at the bully gave him 5 to 40 scars

Doug:
I'm totally having a hard time, enemies or alibis?
I dunno how I feel but I think that I feel that I think that I'm about to like these guys
But I gotta be weary cuz there's theories and im uber super leerie
Gotta do my job, gotta figure out why they arent so mutha fatha ordinary

Ma Cakes:
And don't foget me, cuz im a newbie
But I wanna be, on the team with all yeez
I like lots of ranch, all over everything
And if you want me to I'll pour it down his G String

Royal:
There's a man with a tan and a devious plan
We gotta put our heads together and do all that we can
No one's gonna tell us that we're second hand
We're a team with a dream and we'll take a stand

We'll take a stand

Fubalous:
There is no "I" in team, just a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M."

If you are selfish you might as well throw in the towel now because you have already lost,
and being lost is being in danger, trust me.